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Ordering Pizza in 2010

  This has probably been around for a while, but I've only recently seen it.  I don't know if I should laugh, run for cover or just go ahead and order a pizza.

Ordering Pizza in 2010

Superman is an Iowan

I bet you always thought that Superman barely escaped Krypton in a rocketship which his parents sped on its way to Earth landing in a Kansas field.  And that this "strange visitor from another planet" got his superpowers from Earth's yellow sun.

I recently learn the truth.  Superman is actually from Iowa.  The small town of Woolstock is hosting a festival in honor of Superman (George Reeves, the original Superman) this coming weekend, June 16-18. 

If that's not enough proof that Superman's an Iowan, here's more.  In Superman Returns, Superman is another Iowan, Brandon Routh. 

It's not the rays of the sun that give Superman his power, it's being raised on good corn-fed Iowa beef.  So the next time you need a superhero, don't go looking for one in a big city, check out the great state of Iowa.

As an additional note, Superman is also a Methodist.  This is according to Elliot S! Maggin, an observant Jew who is one of Superman's most popular and influential contemporary chroniclers.  This is further confirmed by Rev. Charles Curl, pastor of the Norwalk, IA UMC, where Brandon Routh and his family have been faithful members for years.

Bracket Mania

Finally at way for those of us who don't gamble, (it just ain't right to have a pool around the church) to join in March Madness Bracket making. Guy Williams has set up a bracket contest for UM bloggers.  But you have to hurry, it closes tomorrow.

I think this link will take you straight to it:
http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/group?groupID=149525&password=wesley

If not, try this route:
Game Front: http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/frontpage
Group: MethodistBloggers
Password: wesley

Call me Fozzie

I took the Muppet Personality Test the other day just for the fun of it and here's the results.

Wocka! Wocka!" You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn't always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.

You Are Fozzie Bear

What's so incredible about this is how accurate it is.  My family always accuses of me of laughing at my own jokes, while everyone else stands around with a blank look on their face.

You too can find out what Muppet character you are by taking:

The Muppet Personality Test